Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #24320

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Official speed 100.03 wpm (47.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 24, 2023 9:39:32pm UTC
Race Finish February 24, 2023 9:40:19pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. beanervibez (113.53 wpm)
3. joesephdiver (99.70 wpm)
4. splatt0407 (91.99 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 116.71
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.