Arrogant (dkaocka)

Race #2428

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Official speed 113.91 wpm (39.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 7, 2018 9:29:21am UTC
Race Finish November 7, 2018 9:30:00am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. schizo_guy (163.48 wpm)
5. giftedotter (79.73 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 140.49
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.