View Pit Stop page for race #2417 by cyard — Ghost race
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Official speed | 80.95 wpm (77.97 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 17, 2018 3:56:01pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 17, 2018 3:57:19pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
Opponents |
1. cptsalty (81.83 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 118.73 |
Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |