alex (davidfellows)

Race #2372

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Official speed 110.85 wpm (43.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 11, 2018 3:25:29am UTC
Race Finish September 11, 2018 3:26:12am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. pjayys (105.50 wpm)
3. timjeffery44 (85.70 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 133.03
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...