John (phrasee)

Race #2362

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Official speed 105.91 wpm (46.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2017 12:20:09pm UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2017 12:20:55pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. anachan17 (97.25 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 130.62
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.