Bill (bill497)

Race #2359

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Official speed 63.04 wpm (71.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 8, 2018 6:05:06am UTC
Race Finish April 8, 2018 6:06:17am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. pyry_ouri (82.46 wpm)
2. puresilence (69.78 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 77.75
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.