Thomas Edward (feeshmane)

Race #2303

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Official speed 87.46 wpm (55.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 14, 2019 9:54:55pm UTC
Race Finish October 14, 2019 9:55:51pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. paulthescrub (103.69 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 104.96
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...