View Pit Stop page for race #2302 by redlinec — Ghost race
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Official speed | 80.71 wpm (52.19 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 2, 2024 8:35:07am UTC |
Race Finish | February 2, 2024 8:35:59am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
4. malfple_recurva (74.59 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 83.40 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |