Slowpez (mr_slowpez)

Race #2300

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Official speed 101.47 wpm (48.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 26, 2021 11:24:04pm UTC
Race Finish July 26, 2021 11:24:53pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. kevinmeseeyou (99.40 wpm)
3. carloscalla (97.81 wpm)
4. touchtypepracticer69 (88.70 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 125.15
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.