Schnitzel (cthulhuai)

Race #2294

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Official speed 58.10 wpm (103.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2019 1:59:30pm UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2019 2:01:13pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 90.06
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.