View Pit Stop page for race #2272 by zoat — Ghost race
Official speed | 71.84 wpm (101.56 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 6, 2024 5:55:08pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 6, 2024 5:56:50pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 120.92 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |