View Pit Stop page for race #2253 by juicyslug — Ghost race
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Official speed | 70.36 wpm (38.54 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 11, 2019 5:26:40am UTC |
Race Finish | June 11, 2019 5:27:18am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 4) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 44.56 |
Text | #3622370 (Length: 226 characters) Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open. |