Memo (memo58)

Race #2208

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Official speed 77.32 wpm (63.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 3, 2018 9:30:07am UTC
Race Finish August 3, 2018 9:31:11am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. blablub (85.41 wpm)
4. vigilante434 (69.87 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 95.36
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.