Kurt (qu1k)

Race #211

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Official speed 67.33 wpm (66.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 3, 2018 11:57:54pm UTC
Race Finish December 3, 2018 11:59:01pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 83.04
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.