View Pit Stop page for race #211 by derpex — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 143.17 wpm (29.42 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 20, 2018 3:04:58am UTC |
| Race Finish | April 20, 2018 3:05:27am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 100.0% |
| Points | 159.87 |
| Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |