Das FoO (foobird)

Race #20911

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Official speed 100.59 wpm (48.79 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 10, 2019 11:40:12pm UTC
Race Finish June 10, 2019 11:41:01pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. chickenbastard (95.36 wpm)
3. justiceex (84.94 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 124.06
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.