View Pit Stop page for race #2081 by zear5 — Ghost race
| Official speed | 71.90 wpm (58.58 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 20, 2021 12:37:05pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 20, 2021 12:38:04pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. _batman__ (60.91 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 74.30 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |