Jason (goosejuice)

Race #2070

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Official speed 70.81 wpm (87.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 16, 2019 3:12:26pm UTC
Race Finish August 16, 2019 3:13:54pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 110.93
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For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall torn down, since it's a symbol of ancient tyranny. On Tuesday, I reported that all 1,500 miles had been dismantled. Then on Thursday, he told me he had had second thoughts, and that he wanted the wall rebuilt at once. Friday night, I told him that I had personally directed the mobilization of 20 million workers, and that the entire Wall had been restored to its former condition. Actually I spent the whole week watching T.V., but he thinks I'm a genius.