Geordie (geordstar123)

Race #207

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Official speed 100.06 wpm (44.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 6, 2017 7:24:15am UTC
Race Finish September 6, 2017 7:25:00am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. oneguardsam (78.07 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 123.41
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.