View Pit Stop page for race #206 by glumpkins — Ghost race
View profile for Bernie (glumpkins)
| Official speed | 93.92 wpm (39.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 15, 2022 4:58:04am UTC |
| Race Finish | June 15, 2022 4:58:43am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. strigibae (134.01 wpm) 2. quasiter (108.41 wpm) 3. dextonjl (105.66 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 92.35 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |