View Pit Stop page for race #2059 by mattlo — Ghost race
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Official speed | 106.43 wpm (84.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 22, 2020 11:36:41pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 22, 2020 11:38:05pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. tadas2002 (91.72 wpm) 4. casparbayliss (83.96 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 264.29 |
Text | #3550530 (Length: 745 characters) You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl? |