Chase (chasericker)

Race #2035

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Official speed 54.34 wpm (90.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 7, 2015 3:19:38am UTC
Race Finish May 7, 2015 3:21:08am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 88.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.