View Pit Stop page for race #2032 by patterns — Ghost race
View profile for Chris (patterns)
| Official speed | 68.92 wpm (61.11 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 25, 2016 4:07:34pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 25, 2016 4:08:35pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
4. ngrj93 (66.46 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |