JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs)

Race #201

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Official speed 89.85 wpm (53.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 23, 2018 7:17:37pm UTC
Race Finish March 23, 2018 7:18:31pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. likeastaracrossmysky (77.17 wpm)
4. filfirst (70.83 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 107.83
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...