Michael (thedoctor506)

Race #200

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Official speed 67.40 wpm (66.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 9, 2019 1:25:14pm UTC
Race Finish May 9, 2019 1:26:20pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. craggles (51.31 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 83.12
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.