View Pit Stop page for race #19989 by teacup — Ghost race
| Official speed | 68.75 wpm (61.27 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 20, 2011 4:10:07pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 20, 2011 4:11:09pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |