Flurb (lifeflurb)

Race #199

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Official speed 73.69 wpm (65.79 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 1, 2020 8:42:06pm UTC
Race Finish September 1, 2020 8:43:12pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 4. tornadox (64.80 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 88.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...