View Pit Stop page for race #19416 by nomak — Ghost race
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Official speed | 111.09 wpm (37.92 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 23, 2014 11:41:55pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 23, 2014 11:42:33pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. ac737 (110.58 wpm) 4. scamps (96.90 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |