Jester (cypher_xd)

Race #19382

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Official speed 121.88 wpm (39.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 29, 2019 2:17:24pm UTC
Race Finish October 29, 2019 2:18:04pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. cluwei (94.41 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 146.26
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...