View Pit Stop page for race #1936 by squirreltimee — Ghost race
View profile for Luke (squirreltimee)
| Official speed | 94.30 wpm (39.70 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 16, 2022 3:10:08pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 16, 2022 3:10:48pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. yeetusthyfetus (89.74 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 92.73 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |