SHelley (birdlady)

Race #1931

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Official speed 78.01 wpm (53.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 18, 2010 1:22:44am UTC
Race Finish October 18, 2010 1:23:38am UTC
Outcome No win (1 of 1)
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.