Patrick (ugonnaeatthatcroissant)

Race #1922

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Official speed 67.04 wpm (74.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 3, 2021 9:13:30pm UTC
Race Finish June 3, 2021 9:14:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. gangbeast_21 (79.77 wpm)
3. metrictensor (73.80 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 82.68
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Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.