Max (chocolatepuma)

Race #1920

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Official speed 74.71 wpm (60.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 15, 2017 2:53:17pm UTC
Race Finish September 15, 2017 2:54:17pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. mirai92 (64.38 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 92.14
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.