Dexton (dextonjl)

Race #19164

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Official speed 134.58 wpm (34.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 22, 2022 6:17:34am UTC
Race Finish April 22, 2022 6:18:09am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. sh1nobie (123.52 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 165.98
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?