View Pit Stop page for race #1888 by colemakn — Ghost race
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Official speed | 56.97 wpm (73.93 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 27, 2011 7:00:57am UTC |
Race Finish | April 27, 2011 7:02:11am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. dvbleeding (59.05 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |