Sofia (michael_bjordy)

Race #186

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Official speed 39.53 wpm (124.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 31, 2018 3:42:41pm UTC
Race Finish August 31, 2018 3:44:45pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. megawutt (62.22 wpm)
Accuracy 90.0%
Points 48.75
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.