Romo (drytoast)

Race #185

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Official speed 112.44 wpm (43.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 3, 2020 2:26:24am UTC
Race Finish January 3, 2020 2:27:07am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. boy_314 (111.08 wpm)
3. ashagn (89.71 wpm)
4. sprachzarathustra (87.82 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 134.92
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...