Abraham (chaos_36)

Race #180

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Official speed 51.14 wpm (95.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 4, 2016 4:35:30pm UTC
Race Finish September 4, 2016 4:37:06pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Accuracy 81.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.