Hacker, are you allergic to poontang? (terrorbyte)

Race #18

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Official speed 117.17 wpm (30.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 15, 2014 5:57:43am UTC
Race Finish July 15, 2014 5:58:13am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. crazzywak (113.55 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 0.00
Text #87 (Length: 296 characters)

What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?