Drake (autisticape)

Race #18

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Official speed 67.07 wpm (67.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 25, 2018 6:28:50pm UTC
Race Finish September 25, 2018 6:29:57pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. tome_narubi (83.06 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 82.72
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.