wesley (theempiretriescrack)

Race #17923

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Official speed 54.85 wpm (85.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 15, 2023 8:30:45pm UTC
Race Finish February 15, 2023 8:32:11pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. laytopotato (72.46 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 63.99
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