View Pit Stop page for race #1789 by optics — Ghost race
View profile for Optics (optics)
| Official speed | 104.43 wpm (40.33 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 11, 2013 1:45:21am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 11, 2013 1:46:01am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
3. antha (91.08 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |