View Pit Stop page for race #1784 by dyldodyldo — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 94.23 wpm (44.70 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 24, 2022 8:27:43pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 24, 2022 8:28:27pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. inbredturtle (97.65 wpm) 5. gmg12 (74.82 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 97.37 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |