View Pit Stop page for race #1763 by sayonara999 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 74.20 wpm (56.77 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 26, 2017 8:29:03am UTC |
Race Finish | October 26, 2017 8:30:00am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. shewdiebro (93.86 wpm) 2. mattisaderp (77.31 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 76.67 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |