Kyle (jak_racer)

Race #1721

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Official speed 72.82 wpm (66.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 5, 2019 8:12:47pm UTC
Race Finish February 5, 2019 8:13:54pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. cuppajoeman (87.00 wpm)
4. awriter (64.03 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 87.39
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...