View Pit Stop page for race #1705 by terminaterjohn — Ghost race
View profile for Eddie (terminaterjohn)
Official speed | 89.02 wpm (47.32 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 28, 2017 9:44:05pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 28, 2017 9:44:52pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. diegonolan (95.72 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 99.40 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |