mvprtzl (mvprtzl)

Race #170

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Official speed 61.94 wpm (78.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 5, 2019 11:47:13pm UTC
Race Finish November 5, 2019 11:48:32pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mangkanor00 (57.49 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 74.32
Text #3640522 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...