WabberDabber (thingexplainer)

Race #17

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Official speed 50.44 wpm (97.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 6, 2019 7:26:15pm UTC
Race Finish March 6, 2019 7:27:53pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. whyme123 (59.90 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 62.20
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.