View Pit Stop page for race #17 by _slow_ — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 84.79 wpm (49.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 10, 2021 11:50:34pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 10, 2021 11:51:24pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. sunset_ballers (93.17 wpm) 5. gibreel (65.24 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 87.62 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |