mairzydoats_mason (mairzydoats_mason)

Race #16955

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Official speed 90.08 wpm (53.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 20, 2018 7:55:53pm UTC
Race Finish October 20, 2018 7:56:47pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. hajime40 (88.15 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 108.10
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...